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bionicwasok:

*ruins christmas* *checks nails*

snatchedweaves:

snatchedweaves:

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

smile-and-press-on:

remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural

like

this actually happened

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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